crossing the river
One day three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a raging river.
They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea how to do so.
The first man prayed, Saying, " Please God, give me the strength to cross the river." POOF ! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning.
Seeing this, the second man prayed, saying, " Please God, give me the strength and the tools to cross the river." POOF ! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to cross the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing. The third man had seen how this worked for the others, so he also prayed, " Please God, give me the strength and the tools, and the intelligence to cross the river. And POOF ! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.
They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea how to do so.
The first man prayed, Saying, " Please God, give me the strength to cross the river." POOF ! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning.
Seeing this, the second man prayed, saying, " Please God, give me the strength and the tools to cross the river." POOF ! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to cross the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing. The third man had seen how this worked for the others, so he also prayed, " Please God, give me the strength and the tools, and the intelligence to cross the river. And POOF ! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.

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